Firefly/Serenity += Shortcut (Mal/Simon, PG-13, 643w)

» Title: Shortcut
» Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
» Warnings: None
» Pairing(s)/Characters: Mal/Simon
» Summary: Give Mal and Jayne liquor and they'll start a bar brawl. Give Simon liquor and he turns mighty sly.
» A/N: Written here for measuringlife in comment_fic.

( Maybe it’s the company that makes the drunk. )