Yaaaaaaay (your glee has broken my browser; no, it really has)!

I am never going to get the chance to read your static cling!verse if I'm always writing! D: It's been on my list for weeks!

I think I set myself up for trouble when I wrote that scene on the bench with Michael and Adam; there were a lot of things hinted that will make no sense until I continue. Could you do me a favour and list those that confused you so I don't miss anything?