My mind atrophies under hypotheticals; I'm a hands-on support person. I prefer to see the problem and its symptoms directly. If they want me to sing and dance they might regret it.

When I have excess of money to spare and I've run out of cousin's college trusts to fund and charities to infuse, then I will acquire this 'mini cooper S' and we shall share it. Because it sounds cute and obscure to me, I must have one after the metal fridge.