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2007-05-13 02:32 am (UTC)
Re: Five Songs Bruce Hums to Himself When He Thinks No One Can Hear
WAITRESS: Don't you think he's had enough?
BRUCE: [slips her a wad of bills] Could you just give us the bottle?
CLARK: [pretends not to notice] You okay, Richard? We could go back to my place for some coffee.
RICHARD: [goes from wailing to leering in a blink] Oh really?
BRUCE: Where's that bottle?
CLARK: [blushing] Er, well. I do make good coffee.
BRUCE: [mutters] I bet you do.
CLARK: [looks affronted] What's that supposed to mean?
BRUCE: [smooth as silk] What?
RICHARD: Wait, I thought we were talking about going back to your place, Clark.
CLARK: He started it!
BRUCE: [uncaps the bottle the waitress just handed him] I have no idea what you're talking about. [drinks a swig]
RICHARD: This is worse than when we had you over for dinner Clark and Lois tried talking to you.
CLARK: [groans at memory]
BRUCE: [passes Clark the bottle] Go on, Smallville. Show us what you're made of.
CLARK: [eyes bottle distastefully] I'm not sure this is safe for human consumption.
BRUCE: [narrows his eyes] And just what are you implying?
RICHARD: I just wanted some se--coffee. Can't we all just have some coffee?
;)
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Re: Five Songs Bruce Hums to Himself When He Thinks No One Can Hear
BRUCE: [slips her a wad of bills] Could you just give us the bottle?
CLARK: [pretends not to notice] You okay, Richard? We could go back to my place for some coffee.
RICHARD: [goes from wailing to leering in a blink] Oh really?
BRUCE: Where's that bottle?
CLARK: [blushing] Er, well. I do make good coffee.
BRUCE: [mutters] I bet you do.
CLARK: [looks affronted] What's that supposed to mean?
BRUCE: [smooth as silk] What?
RICHARD: Wait, I thought we were talking about going back to your place, Clark.
CLARK: He started it!
BRUCE: [uncaps the bottle the waitress just handed him] I have no idea what you're talking about. [drinks a swig]
RICHARD: This is worse than when we had you over for dinner Clark and Lois tried talking to you.
CLARK: [groans at memory]
BRUCE: [passes Clark the bottle] Go on, Smallville. Show us what you're made of.
CLARK: [eyes bottle distastefully] I'm not sure this is safe for human consumption.
BRUCE: [narrows his eyes] And just what are you implying?
RICHARD: I just wanted some se--coffee. Can't we all just have some coffee?
;)