ext_20780 ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bluebells/) wrote in [personal profile] blue_bells 2007-05-15 08:58 am (UTC)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Five Things About Jack Sparrow That are Absolutely, Postively (Not) True

1) In yonder year, Jack was trained at the hand of Arabia's finest swordsmen and his skill was so flourished, his diplomacy so beguiling that they begged him to grace them as their tribal head. He declined out of respect for the true royal bloodline and was much revered - the only reason why Barbossa and Will might better him these days is that he enjoys his rum so well.

2) Jack is the crowned regent in twelve countries, nine islands and five principalities across the seven seas. He thinks himself a very benevolent ruler.

3) The sash Jack uses to bind his hair was a gift from the daughter of China's Emperor.

4) Jack once negotiated the freedom of his entire crew and himself from the clutches of sirens and mer-behemoths, for, he is indeed fluent in many tongues.

5) Despite popular opinion, he has never, not ever, worn the burgundy dress Miss Swann donned on the Black Pearl before walking the plank.

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