Oh my God, I know. I almost kinda wish I hadn't known about that line before watching the movie, but it was still awesome. All their sequences had me busting up laughing, especially the stocks one because you SO KNOW THEY WERE HAVING KINKY SEX.

Akmenrah was all kinds of Egyptian hottie. I'm tempted to wrack my brain for some other equally hot historical character to slash him with. *g*