blue_bells | The Five Things Challenge!

The 'Five Things' Challenge!

Comment on this post with a 'five things' prompt for one of the fandoms listed below and I will answer with five alternate responses to the prompt, e.g. "Five People Rodney Banned From His Lab" (Stargate Atlantis), "Five Times Batman Called on Nightwing for Help" (Batman), "Five Things Gabriel Misses of Heaven" (The Prophecy), etc.

As this is very experimental, five prompts will be available per fandom -- if this works well the number might expand the next time around. Lurkers welcome, I don't have to know you if you'd like to request something. You can request as many as you like, so long as it's still available on the list.

Five Prompts Fandoms (bolded numbers next to fandom name indicate how many prompts are taken):

[+] X-Men (movie!verse) [5]
[+] Batman (movie!verse) [5]
[+] Hellboy (movie!verse) [4]
[+] The Prophecy [3]
[+] Superman Returns [2]
[+] Pirates of the Caribbean [2]
[+] Heroes [1]
[+] Supernatural
[+] Stargate (Movie)
[+] Stargate SG-1
[+] Stargate Atlantis
[+] Firefly/Serenity [3]
[+] Tekken

It's like offering myself up as a lamb to the slaughter.... I'm electing

trascendenza as my human shield.

NOW HIT THAT COMMENT BUTTON!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

WAITRESS: Don't you think he's had enough?

BRUCE: [slips her a wad of bills] Could you just give us the bottle?

CLARK: [pretends not to notice] You okay, Richard? We could go back to my place for some coffee.

RICHARD: [goes from wailing to leering in a blink] Oh really?

BRUCE: Where's that bottle?

CLARK: [blushing] Er, well. I do make good coffee.

BRUCE: [mutters] I bet you do.

CLARK: [looks affronted] What's that supposed to mean?

BRUCE: [smooth as silk] What?

RICHARD: Wait, I thought we were talking about going back to your place, Clark.

CLARK: He started it!

BRUCE: [uncaps the bottle the waitress just handed him] I have no idea what you're talking about. [drinks a swig]

RICHARD: This is worse than when we had you over for dinner Clark and Lois tried talking to you.

CLARK: [groans at memory]

BRUCE: [passes Clark the bottle] Go on, Smallville. Show us what you're made of.

CLARK: [eyes bottle distastefully] I'm not sure this is safe for human consumption.

BRUCE: [narrows his eyes] And just what are you implying?

RICHARD: I just wanted some se--coffee. Can't we all just have some coffee?

;)

BRUCE: [leans close to Richard, smiling slowly] There's a deluxe espresso machine in my penthouse at the Grand.... [to Clark] You're welcome, too, of course.

CLARK: ... I think I should just take him home.

RICHARD: [laughs and nudges Bruce who's now sharing his personal space] See why I like this guy?

BRUCE: ... [look at Richard. Properly appraises Clark for the first time]

CLARK: [bears the bottle defensively]

RICHARD: [grinning] Clark always looks out for us.

BRUCE: Come back with us, Clark. I have enough room for everyone *and*... [stands, places hand on Clark's shoulder] my place is closer.

CLARK: I have to work tomorrow morning.

RICHARD: [struggles to his feet] Clark, if you don't join us I can't guarantee Bruce won't get us lost. [frowns] You're looking shiny round the edges, I might need both of you.

BRUCE: Actually, Richard --

RICHARD: To help me walk.

CLARK: [sighs] If you insist. [supports Richard at one side] Thank you, Mr. Wayne, for offering.

BRUCE: [takes Richard's other arm] Bruce.

CLARK: Pardon?

BRUCE: Call me 'Bruce'.

RICHARD: ... Did we pay?

WAITRESS: [stares after them dreamily]

RICHARD: [enjoys the pretty halos around Bruce and Clark] You two look like angels. With very square jaws.

BRUCE: ...you two got started before I got there, didn't you?

CLARK: [looking worriedly at Richard] He's not usually like this, I swear.

BRUCE: [smiles with a little glint] The two of us will just have to catch up. [discreetly sends Alfred a text message telling him to lay out the booze]

CLARK: [can't help noticing that Bruce's fingers are moving inside his pocket]

RICHARD: [can't help noticing that Clark is staring at the vicinity of Bruce's crotch]

BRUCE: [basks]

Be my Alfred. (officially the new declaration of ♥)

If only I had the health to continue this fun! Unfortunately, all those late nights have finally caught up with me and I'm attempting not to cough up a lung. Need to finish those challenges and essays in the meantime. ;]

Hee, that is a very good declaration of love. :D Be my Lucius!

Eeeep. O_O Get your rest, dear. *gives you a blankie, some hot tea with lemon and honey, and a prescription for bedrest*

[lol] With pleasure. ;]

Thanks, I went home not longer after posting that last comment and I broadcast to you know from bed. [loves being a uni student] About to pass out... but the fandom and the essays call to me!

x.X

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