I've heard Clark has an infuriatingly high alcohol tolerance and Bruce is quite the control freak....
RICHARD: [hiccups, to Bruce] Haven't you heard my rep? I'm a nice guy and you can trust me. Look, I'm stopping now. [pushes his glass across the counter] No more.
BRUCE and CLARK exchange a glance.
BRUCE: Don't let him fool you, he can hold his licquor.
CLARK: So, how do you know Richard?
RICHARD: Waitress! One for my friends, please. Put your wallet away, Bruce, you're not paying.
BRUCE: [smiles] We were study partners for International Relations in college. What about you, Clark?
CLARK: [looks shiftily at Richard] Oh! We, uh... Richard and I work together. At the Planet. Lois introduced us.
BRUCE: Ah. [claps Richard on the back. Richard looks pained.] Congratulations on your engagement. I always intended to send you a card.
RICHARD: It's over. [howls] It's over!
BRUCE: Hmm, I must have missed the memo.
CLARK: It was a recent development. [quickly murmurs] He's not usually like this.
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Re: Five Songs Bruce Hums to Himself When He Thinks No One Can Hear
Date: 2007-05-12 04:38 am (UTC)RICHARD: [hiccups, to Bruce] Haven't you heard my rep? I'm a nice guy and you can trust me. Look, I'm stopping now. [pushes his glass across the counter] No more.
BRUCE and CLARK exchange a glance.
BRUCE: Don't let him fool you, he can hold his licquor.
CLARK: So, how do you know Richard?
RICHARD: Waitress! One for my friends, please. Put your wallet away, Bruce, you're not paying.
BRUCE: [smiles] We were study partners for International Relations in college. What about you, Clark?
CLARK: [looks shiftily at Richard] Oh! We, uh... Richard and I work together. At the Planet. Lois introduced us.
BRUCE: Ah. [claps Richard on the back. Richard looks pained.] Congratulations on your engagement. I always intended to send you a card.
RICHARD: It's over. [howls] It's over!
BRUCE: Hmm, I must have missed the memo.
CLARK: It was a recent development. [quickly murmurs] He's not usually like this.
(Pause)
BRUCE: Waitress, whiskey!